Bifcebgof is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unjust dog.

Bifcebgof created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifcebgof, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifcebgof, he will strike you with lightening.

Bifcebgof's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bifcebgof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not commit murder.