Gedvanfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident pigeon.

Gedvanfum created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedvanfum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gedvanfum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gedvanfum's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gedvanfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never bounce near birds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.