Gabcabstan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil cat.

Gabcabstan created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabcabstan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gabcabstan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gabcabstan's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gabcabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.