Xemfarnwon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind goose.

Xemfarnwon created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xemfarnwon, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xemfarnwon, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xemfarnwon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Xemfarnwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Always obey Xemfarnwon's priests.

4. You must love Xemfarnwon.

5. Do not take Xemfarnwon's name in vain.