Bomkimbad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, wise donkey.

Bomkimbad created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomkimbad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bomkimbad, it will destroy your home planet.

Bomkimbad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bomkimbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed grapes to snakes while wearing pink kilts.

5. Do not make images of living things.