Nab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful swan.

Nab created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nab.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nab on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Never sing in the presence of pigs.