Zimcipzimrag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty hedgehog.

Zimcipzimrag created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimcipzimrag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zimcipzimrag, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Zimcipzimrag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zimcipzimrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Zimcipzimrag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.