Rowlatdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, effective jaguar.

Rowlatdin created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowlatdin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowlatdin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Rowlatdin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rowlatdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rowlatdin.

5. Always help sick shrews.