Ragquagnig Ontsaddosswee is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent jaguar.

Ragquagnig Ontsaddosswee created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragquagnig Ontsaddosswee, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragquagnig Ontsaddosswee, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragquagnig Ontsaddosswee's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ragquagnig Ontsaddosswee's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three pigs approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.