Godwotsuggat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthinking parrot.

Godwotsuggat created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godwotsuggat, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Godwotsuggat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Godwotsuggat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Godwotsuggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.