Flabpashiv is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair turtle.

Flabpashiv created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabpashiv, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabpashiv, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flabpashiv's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flabpashiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flabpashiv.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Flabpashiv loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Run away if five dolphins approach from the south.