Parkbossdud is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, stupid shrew.

Parkbossdud created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkbossdud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkbossdud, she will turn you into a frog.

Parkbossdud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Parkbossdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Parkbossdud on top of all buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.