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It takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous mink.

Mitgundodcam created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgundodcam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mitgundodcam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mitgundodcam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mitgundodcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Pray towards the north.