Satbestxen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, impressive mongoose.

Satbestxen created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satbestxen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Satbestxen, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Satbestxen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Satbestxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not eat grapes.