Rencubsasduss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil grasshopper.

Rencubsasduss created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rencubsasduss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rencubsasduss, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rencubsasduss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rencubsasduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed aubergines to dolphins while wearing orange shorts.

5. Always stare at clouds.