Flantithiv is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, conceited meerkat.

Flantithiv created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Flantithiv, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Flantithiv, she will laugh at you.

Flantithiv's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Flantithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not hurt ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat figs.

5. You must pray to Flantithiv four times a day.