Bafcepdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent scorpion.

Bafcepdob created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafcepdob, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bafcepdob, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bafcepdob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bafcepdob's Holy Commandments

1. Badgers are not to be trusted.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Run away from turquoise foxes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.