Migbancapjipsomvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage chinchilla.

Migbancapjipsomvonk created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Migbancapjipsomvonk, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Migbancapjipsomvonk, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Migbancapjipsomvonk's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Migbancapjipsomvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.