Fidfabkin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humorless hedgehog.

Fidfabkin created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfabkin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidfabkin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fidfabkin's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fidfabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never paint your back cyan.

4. Always help tortoises in need.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.