Mabxencat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless raccoon.

Mabxencat created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabxencat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabxencat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mabxencat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mabxencat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must love Mabxencat.

3. Always help horses.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.