Ontdavhak Nadflammad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless cow.

Ontdavhak Nadflammad created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontdavhak Nadflammad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ontdavhak Nadflammad, it will turn you into a mole.

Ontdavhak Nadflammad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ontdavhak Nadflammad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never run near cats.

5. Never go into gray rooms.