Von is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical tortoise.

Von created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Von, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Von, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Von's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Von's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never wear cyan shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Von's priests.