Veggepont is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional naga.

Veggepont created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veggepont, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Veggepont, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Veggepont's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Veggepont's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Veggepont.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Always obey Veggepont's priests.

5. Do not stand on grass.