Wotvagwap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil dove.

Wotvagwap created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotvagwap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotvagwap, she will turn you into a frog.

Wotvagwap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wotvagwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Wotvagwap's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.