Gembonlibdog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful crocodile.

Gembonlibdog created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gembonlibdog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gembonlibdog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gembonlibdog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gembonlibdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.