Nullrilget is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, charitable coyote.

Nullrilget created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nullrilget, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullrilget, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nullrilget's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nullrilget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.