Cudbadtun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional gnu.

Cudbadtun created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbadtun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cudbadtun, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cudbadtun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cudbadtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not listen to music.