Gigflisgod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless octopus.

Gigflisgod created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigflisgod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gigflisgod, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gigflisgod's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gigflisgod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gigflisgod.

2. You must love Gigflisgod.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.