Tifxucnadfly is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody raccoon.

Tifxucnadfly created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifxucnadfly, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tifxucnadfly, she will curse you with boils.

Tifxucnadfly's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tifxucnadfly's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Tifxucnadfly's priests.

5. Never hurt tortoises.