Pidnabrillwotgenjan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental tapir.

Pidnabrillwotgenjan created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidnabrillwotgenjan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidnabrillwotgenjan, she will turn you into a slug.

Pidnabrillwotgenjan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pidnabrillwotgenjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Pidnabrillwotgenjan's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.