Fabcitnar is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, irritating weasel.

Fabcitnar created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcitnar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabcitnar, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fabcitnar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fabcitnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not covet oxen.