Dobsaddiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever crab.

Dobsaddiss created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobsaddiss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobsaddiss, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dobsaddiss' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dobsaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three nematodes approach from the north.

2. Run away from red swans, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink alcohol.