Nellstermegmatbinbudxemwip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate wyrm.

Nellstermegmatbinbudxemwip created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Nellstermegmatbinbudxemwip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nellstermegmatbinbudxemwip, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nellstermegmatbinbudxemwip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nellstermegmatbinbudxemwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck purple.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.