Yikyaksanbindunsabhap is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous dragonfly.

Yikyaksanbindunsabhap created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikyaksanbindunsabhap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yikyaksanbindunsabhap, she will torture you forever.

Yikyaksanbindunsabhap's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yikyaksanbindunsabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of horses.

2. Yikyaksanbindunsabhap loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never mention manatees.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always help shrews in need.