Davonsog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced elephant.

Davonsog created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Davonsog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davonsog, he will not invite you to parties.

Davonsog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Davonsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.