Artfidsug is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable raccoon.

Artfidsug created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Artfidsug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Artfidsug, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Artfidsug's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Artfidsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest purple.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never pour water over plants.