Nuttgonhas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish snake.

Nuttgonhas created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgonhas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nuttgonhas, it will not care at all.

Nuttgonhas' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Nuttgonhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never laugh near manatees.