Yastdumcut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful hare.

Yastdumcut created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yastdumcut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yastdumcut, it will not care.

Yastdumcut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yastdumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yastdumcut.

2. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the south.

3. Always help snails.

4. You must love Yastdumcut.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Yastdumcut on top of all buildings.