Jintailciss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent crocodile.

Jintailciss created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jintailciss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jintailciss, it will turn you into a slug.

Jintailciss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jintailciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never write about black holes.