Vagratarf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing wasp.

Vagratarf created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vagratarf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagratarf, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vagratarf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vagratarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Vagratarf's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never pour water over plants.