Cittingid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless troll.

Cittingid created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cittingid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cittingid, it will remove you from existence.

Cittingid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cittingid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the north.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cittingid.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.