Cussbestmetbun is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever fish.

Cussbestmetbun created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussbestmetbun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cussbestmetbun, he will turn you into a plant.

Cussbestmetbun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cussbestmetbun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cussbestmetbun.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Put Cussbestmetbun first in all things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not covet oxen.