Baflatbog Yargepgat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, almighty mongoose.

Baflatbog Yargepgat created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Baflatbog Yargepgat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Baflatbog Yargepgat, she will torture you forever.

Baflatbog Yargepgat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Baflatbog Yargepgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never look at black holes.