Rowbindid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty hydra.

Rowbindid created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowbindid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rowbindid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rowbindid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Rowbindid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not listen to music.