Godruttraw is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sapient shrew.

Godruttraw created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godruttraw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godruttraw, it will try to impress you with trees.

Godruttraw's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Godruttraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never sit near hamsters.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the west.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.