Talhasbestsab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest cobra.

Talhasbestsab created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhasbestsab, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Talhasbestsab, he will turn you into a sheep.

Talhasbestsab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Talhasbestsab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five horses approach from the east.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.