Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient fish.

Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bindodrullagfigtonkxuck.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Never talk about moons.