Hudlinbop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud finch.

Hudlinbop created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudlinbop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudlinbop, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudlinbop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hudlinbop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sheep approach from the west.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Never write about cell theory.