Mincisshap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, charitable manatee.

Mincisshap created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mincisshap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mincisshap, it will not invite you to parties.

Mincisshap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mincisshap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Retreat if six geese approach from the east.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.