Negsisgan Bumquillbell is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish crab.

Negsisgan Bumquillbell created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negsisgan Bumquillbell, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negsisgan Bumquillbell, he will be very unhappy.

Negsisgan Bumquillbell's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Negsisgan Bumquillbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.